Humor & Cartoons
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- Shouts & Murmurs
New Twitter Check Marks in a Rainbow of Colors
How about Orange? (Trump and Trump-related impersonators only.) Or Blue Sweater/Glasses? (For @georgesantosreallyIswear and @georgewashingsantos.)
- Daily Shouts
The Art of the Soft Launch
Earnest and heartfelt Instagram announcements are out. Instead, try to be vague and insouciant.
Cartoons from the Issue
The Latest
George Santos Quickly Removes Job at Wuhan Lab from Résumé
Speaking to reporters on Capitol Hill, Santos said that he had “no idea” how the Wuhan job wound up on his C.V.
Daily Cartoon: Monday, February 27th
“Now that everyone’s stopped masking, it’s harder to tell I’m an asshole.”
Your Dumb Little Advertising Tricks Won’t Work on Me
Wow, can you believe all these features? Designed in the U.S.A.? Eco-friendly? And look at this packaging! Solid. Solid try, but no!
Some Hyper-Customized Wedding Vows
Super-sweet speeches for conspiracy theorists, social-media influencers, Elon Musk, and more!
Explore classic prints in the cartoon store.
Daily Cartoon
Comics
A Selection of Canine Yearbook Quotes
“You’re never alone if you have someone’s dirty sock,” and other words of doggish wisdom.
My Favorite Times to Use Incognito Mode
It’s perfect for embarrassing Google searches, stupid questions, and job hunting on the work computer.
The Best Fossils for Your Buck
The skeleton of the rat that your cat dragged into the living room, the turkey wishbone your nephews were squabbling over, and more.
Raising Felix: Love and Fear
Coping with intrusive thoughts about your child getting hurt and other anxiety-inducing parental worries.