Biden Beset by Balloons
Someone’s bubble is about to burst.
February 23, 2023
President Biden Greets Visiting Space Alien
See, nothing to worry about here, folks!
February 17, 2023
Making the Country Safe from Balloons
Let’s not take any chances.
February 9, 2023
The Latest Scientific Breakthrough on Aging
Courtesy of the humble mouse.
February 3, 2023
Tucker Carlson Has No Filter
Better roasted than toasted.
January 26, 2023
Kevin’s Place in McCarthydom
A compendium of unrelated namesakes.
January 19, 2023
Keeping George Santos Honest
Part 1 of seven thousand and twelve.
January 12, 2023
Congress Goes to the Movies
But is it comedy or science fiction?
January 6, 2023
Joe Biden: Cool, Calm, and Collected
N.F.T.s featuring the current guy.
December 29, 2022
Ye in Economy Class
Bad news travels fast.
December 21, 2022
Trump Drops More Superhero Collectibles
Like, he literally dropped them.
December 16, 2022
Five Times a Great Painting Predicted the Future
No. 3 will wreak havoc on your limbic system!
December 8, 2022
Elon Musk Conducts Himself Accordingly
[To no one’s surprise.]
December 1, 2022
Once a Year, We Gather and Blame Those Most Deserving
Wait, what am I talking about? Not once a year—every day!
November 24, 2022
Biden’s Big Birthday Blowout
Eighty is the new seventy-nine.
November 18, 2022
Jackson Pollock Calls It for Eisenhower!
The Abstract Expressionist school meets televised electoral maps.
November 12, 2022
Exclusive Emojis from Elon Musk
Free with your eight-dollar verification fee.
November 3, 2022
Ted Cruz Really Bites
The vampire diaries of the senator from Texas.
October 27, 2022
Liz Truss’s Official Portrait Goes Up
The latest addition to London’s esteemed gallery.
October 20, 2022
Yeezy’s Newest Models Revealed
You’ll never guess who was spotted sporting Kanye’s brand.
October 13, 2022
