Merrick Garland in “Justice Never Sleeps”
But it does tend to nod off briefly now and then.
February 7, 2022
Putin Puttin’ His Foot Down
“Diplomacy” the old-fashioned way.
February 3, 2022
Mitch McConnell, Stripped Bare
Who knew he was that limber?
January 28, 2022
Trump Attempts Wordle
T.F.G. has all the best words.
January 20, 2022
Pardon the Palindromes (Please)
Going back and forth in the New Year.
January 14, 2022
An Infestation on Capitol Hill
Bait the gates.
January 6, 2022
Ringing in the New Year (on Zoom)
Should auld acquaintance be—wait, I think you’re muted.
December 31, 2021
Not-So-Frosty the Snowman
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas in July.
December 20, 2021
We Wish You a Wary Christmas!
Season’s greetings from the callous and rash.
December 17, 2021
Ted Cruz and Company Pick Their Poison
When drinking the Kool-Aid isn’t enough.
December 9, 2021
Chris Cuomo’s Personal Journey
The self-evaluation will be televised.
December 3, 2021
Turkey-Hands of the Stars!
Seasonal sketches provided by the rich and famous.
November 23, 2021
Tucker Carlson Updates the TV Dinner
Introducing the Swanson heir’s hot innovations on a classic.
November 18, 2021
Ted Cruz Gets to Sesame Street
The senator from Texas draws the ire of Big Bird and company.
November 12, 2021
Élitism Without Borders
Some extra-special opportunities for the extra-special few.
November 5, 2021
Gaba-Ghoul: Several Questionable Halloween Puns
Take your pick for the Ghoul du Jour.
October 29, 2021
Jeff Bezos Thrusts Into Space
While the world burns.
October 15, 2021
A feast fit for foes.
October 1, 2021
A Partial Portfolio of Literary Luminaries
Any resemblance to actual persons is purely coincidental.
September 24, 2021